It’s the Merry Marvel Movie Month of May. Were reading comics connected with this years Marvel Movies.
This Week: It's Deadpool uncensored! Government agent Wade Wilson is too valuable an assassin for the brass not to take advantage of, but the unstable killer needs the guidance of a steady hand to be effective. It's Bob's job to make sure Deadpool completes his missions - by any means necessary. Unfortunately, Deadpool considers him something of a sidekick, and it's always the sidekick who takes one for the team. And Bob's got the bruises and mental scars to prove it. Bob manages to keep Wade focused on the likes of Hammerhead, Baron Zemo and the Taskmaster - and although he gets a glimpse of the assassin's tragic upbringing, it becomes clear Deadpool isn't the only damaged goods in this duo.
What about Bob? - Everytime bob is hurt, take a drink.
Fuck, Fuckity, Fuck-Fuck - Anytime someone says fuck or a version of fuck, take a drink.
Spooge On the Page - Whenever it looks like there is just spoke on the page, take drink.
Aren’t You Fucking Edgy - Anything that seems throw in just cause they are a max book, and can, take a drink.
"The man who never comes first, we have Mr. Adam." - Bryan
“I didn’t teach him that.” - Adam “He learned from Groot.” - Jeremiah
People who are involved with this should be punched in the genitals…or forced to read bo-bobo. - Adam
"That's like saying Hitler had nice paintings." - Adam
"Adam, do you get merit badges, cause if you do, I wanna see your sash." - Bryan
"He became a spread-eagle scout." - Jeremiah
"I’d rather lay my dick out on a table and smash is with a tack hammer, than read this book again." - Jeremiah
"I thought it was make america gay again." - Jeremiah
- 2 ounces rye
- 3/4 ounce Campari
- 3/4 ounce blood orange juice
- 1/2 ounce lemon juice
- 2 teaspoons pomegranate molasses
- 1/2 teaspoon rosewater
- Blood orange peel, for garnish (optional)
1 Combine all ingredients into a shaker with ice. Shake. Strain into a chilled coupe or double rocks glass (you'll need something that holds at least 4 ounces). Garnish as desired.
A Screw Loose
- 1 oz vodka
- 1 oz sloe gin
- 1 oz southern comfort
- 1 oz orange juice
Pour alcohol over ice in a highball glass and then top with orange juice and stir
- 3 double shot glass
- 1 shot Ice 101
1 shot Vanilla vodka in each shot glass. Hit that 3 times
verclear Take Me Away
“Get a liter of everclear so you can wipe this book from your memory.”
Next Week: Scott Lang has never exactly been the world's best super hero. Heck, most people don't even think he's been the best Ant-Man! And the last guy invented Ultron and joined the Masters of Evil, so that's saying something. But when the Superior Iron Man calls with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and an old enemy returns (sort of), Scott's going to get a chance to turn it all around and be the hero he's always dreamed of being. That's right, Ant-Man's starting a new life -a bold new adventure - and you know what that means! It means he needs to borrow some money. Sure he's been to prison! Sure he's been through a messy divorce! Sure he's been, um...dead. But this time is different! This time nothing is gonna stop the astonishing Ant-Man!