Drinking Game Rules:
You’re a bastard, I’m a Bastard, We’re All BASTARDS! - Take a drink every time you realize everyone is horrible.
Come Again? - Whenever someone has sex, masturbates, or talks about doing either, take a drink.
Sweaty Mess - Any time you see a character sweating, take a drink.
Just the Facts Ma’am - Every time the main character narrates in a yellow box, take a drink.
Show Me the Money - Take a drink every time you see a pile of cash.
Playlist:
Banjo Odyssey - The Dead South
Good Cop, Bad Cop - Ice Cube
Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Theme from Miami Vice
Bad Boys - Inner Circle
Cocktails:
The Regal Beagle
1.5 oz Vodka
2 lime wedges
1 tsp honey
5 oz grapefruit juice
Splash of dry white wine
Muddle lime with honey. Add Ice. Add Vodka, grapefruit juice and wine, and stir. Garnish with a sprig of Rosemary.
The Money Maker
.25 oz pear flavored vodka
.5 oz green midori Liquor
The juice job 1/2 a lemon.
Shake over ice and strain into a glass. Garnish with a lime twist and a lemon wedge.
The Suffering Bastard
1 oz Burbon
1 oz Gin
1 oz Fresh Lime Juice
Dash of Bitters
4 oz Ginger Ale
All all ingredients into a glass with ice. Top with Ginger Ale. Add Ice till glass is full. Garnish with a sprig of mint or an orange slice
Crooked Cop
3 oz Burbon
2 dashes of Sweet Vermouth
3 dashes of simple syrup
2 dashes of bitters
2 dashes of curacco
2 dashes of cherry liquor
Add to a shaker with ice. Shake the shit out of it. Strain into a cocktail glass.
Garnish with a cherry
Tie me to the Bedpost
1.5 oz midori
.75 oz citrus vodka
1 oz coconut rum
1 oz sweet and sour mix
Fill a glass with ice. Add ingredients. Stir to mix.
Garnish with a cherry.