Ep 109 - Star Wars: Lando

It’s the Merry Marvel Movie Month of May.  Were reading comics connected with this years Marvel Movies.

This Week: You know him...you love him...now, join him for his biggest caper as master of charm Lando Calrissian gets his very own book! Before he joined the rebellion, before he ran Cloud City, Lando made his way in the galaxy getting by on some swindles, some swagger, and a smile. Lobot at his side, Lando has a plan to steal a very valuable ship...but has he bitten off more than he can chew? Writer Charles Soule (DEATH OF WOLVERINE, INHUMAN, SHE-HULK) and artist Alex Maleev (DAREDEVIL, SPIDER-WOMAN, MOON KNIGHT) bring us the tale of a scoundrel in his natural element--trouble!


Drinking Game -

 Who’s the Boss?  - Every time Lord Palpatines name is mentioned, or he’s shown, take a drink. 

The Purring Pussy Cats - Every time you see pussy cat twins, take a drink 

You Charmer You - Whenever Lando uses his charm to get what he wants, take a drink. 

You Won’t Get Away With This - Any time says “You Cant pull this off” or “Were not gonna make it out of this” take a drink.


Episode Quotes:

"Can you just imagine palpatine going 'It's my Birthdaaaaay!'" - Jeremiah

"Growing up for me, you know like crayola 64? It was more like crayoned 28, with spares." - Todd   

"(In reference to tattoos) It's weird to think that a target above your butt crack would remind you of your grandma." -Adam

"Don’t knock the memories." - Todd

 

"Your phone fucks, that's awesome" - Todd

"That's how I get more phones." - Bryan


Smooth Criminal

  • 0.5 oz Reposado Tequila
  • 3 dash Fee Brothers Cardamom Bitters\
  • 0.75 oz Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
  • 0.5 oz Rich Simple Syrup
  • 1.5 oz Soltado Infused Tequila

GARNISH

Fresh Grated Nutmeg

Combine in shake and shake the shit out of it.  


The Lobot

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1/2 oz Coconut Rum
  • 1/2 oz Amaretto

Add to ice in a shaker, shake the shit out of it and strain into a chilled martini glass


The Purring Pussy Cat 

  • 1 Pinch of Pepper
  • 1 Splash Rosemary syrup
  • 2 oz Monkey Shoulder Scotch Whiskey 

Stir all ingredients together in a glass with ice.  Then strain into tall shot glass.  Garnish with beef sirloin.  


The Emperor 

  • 1 1/2 oz Unicom Herbal Liquor
  • 2/3 ozSweet Vermont 
  • 1 table spoon Orange curacou 

Shake the shit out of it with ice.  Strain into chilled coupe glass. Garnish with orange twist.


Next Week: It's Deadpool uncensored! Government agent Wade Wilson is too valuable an assassin for the brass not to take advantage of, but the unstable killer needs the guidance of a steady hand to be effective. It's Bob's job to make sure Deadpool completes his missions - by any means necessary. Unfortunately, Deadpool considers him something of a sidekick, and it's always the sidekick who takes one for the team. And Bob's got the bruises and mental scars to prove it. Bob manages to keep Wade focused on the likes of Hammerhead, Baron Zemo and the Taskmaster - and although he gets a glimpse of the assassin's tragic upbringing, it becomes clear Deadpool isn't the only damaged goods in this duo. 


Episode 109- Star Wars: Lando is out on Now! 

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