Ep 144 - Rat Queens

This Week: Who are the Rat Queens? A pack of booze-guzzling, death-dealing battle maidens-for-hire, and they're in the business of killing all god's creatures for profit. It's also a darkly comedic sass-and-sorcery series starring Hannah the Rockabilly Elven Mage, Violet the Hipster Dwarven Fighter, Dee the Atheist Human Cleric and Betty the Hippy Smidgen Thief. This modern spin on an old school genre is a violent monster-killing epic that is like Buffy meets Tank Girl in a Lord of the Rings world on crack!


Drinking Game

Language! - Every time they swear, take a drink. 

Do I make you horny, baby? Every time someone says something sexual, take a drink.

“It’s only a Flesh Wound” - Anytime an appendage is lobbed off or someone is split in half.

Betty can you hear me? - Every time you marvel at Betty’s big ears, take a drink.

That will wash out - Drink whenever the is blood shed.

At least it’s not deadpool max - If you find yourself a little bored, take a drink to cope.


Playlist 

This is Why We Fight - the Decembrists 

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Monster Hospital - Metric

 Devil -Shinedown

Bad Girls - M.I.A.


Cocktails

Queen Cocktail 

  • 1 pt Dry Vermouth

  • 1 pt Gin

  • 1 pt Pineapple Juice

  • 1 pt Sweet Vermouth

Shake the shit out of it with Ice.  Strain into cocktail glass. 


Goblin Blood

  • 2 ounces vodka

  • 1 ounce San Pellegrino lemon soda

  • 1 ounce San Pellegrino lime soda

  • 1 ounce ginger beer

  • 1 ounce Strawberry syrup

Add all ingredients except strawberry syrup to a shaker and stir. Add strawberry syrup to chilled martini glass and slowly pour in drink mixture over back of a spoon to layer on top 




Whisky Smash

  • 3 to 4 sprigs of spearmint

  • 1/4 lemon (cut up into 2 or 3 pieces)

  • 1 ounce simple syrup

  • 2 ounces bourbon whiskey

  • Ice (to fill)

Muddle in mixing glass

Shake the shit out of it

Pour in rocks glass with ice

Add sprig of mint to garnish


The Claymore

  • 1.5oz 45ml Myers’s dark rum.

  • 1oz 30ml Glayva (if you really can’t find any try Drambuie instead).

  • 2oz 60ml fresh lemon juice.

  • 0.5oz simple syrup (1:1)

  • 2 dashes orange bitters.

Blend with a handful of crushed ice for 5 or 6 seconds.

Pour into a chilled glass


Blood and Guts 

  • 2 oz Rum

  • 2 oz Blackberry Brandy

  • 1 oz orange juice

  • 2 oz Strawberries

  • 1 Cup of ice

Blend until smooth and enjoy.


Next Week: The "Mightiest" of Earth's Mightiest Heroes is back! Ace pilot. Legendary Avenger. One hundred percent pure bad-ass. Carol Danvers has a new name, a new mission - and all the power she needs to make her own life a living hell. As the new Captain Marvel, Carol is forging from a challenge from her past! It's a firefight in the sky as the Banshee Squadron debut - but who are the Prowlers, and where has Carol seen them before? And how does secret NASA training program Mercury 13 fit in? Witness Captain Marvel in blazing battlefield action that just may change the course of history! Avengers Time Travel Protocols: engage!

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