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Ep 146 - The Unbelievable Gwenpool

This Week: 2015's overnight internet sensation takes center stage in her own series! Gwen Poole used to be a comic book reader just like you...until she woke up in a world where the characters she read about seemed to be real! But that can't be, right? This must all be fake, or a dream or something, right? And you know what that means...NO CONSEQUENCES! Could Gwenpool truly be Marvel's least responsible and least role-modely character to date? She can if she tries!


Drinking Game 

What 4th Wall?  - Every time Gwen  

"I've Got Issues" anytime Gwen says she knows what to do or what will happen cuz she read it in a comic.

Where are my pants? - 

Noob - Anytime it’s brought up that Gwenpool doesn’t have any powers or fighting skills.

Playlist 

Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm

Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads

Cocktails 


kamikaze shot

1.5 ounces vodka

1 ounce triple sec

.5 ounces lime juice

How to Make It

Add all the ingredients to a shaker filled with ice. Shake, and strain into 2 shot glasses


Pink Hair, Dont Care

1 1/2 Oz gin

1/2 Oz applejack

1/2 Oz fresh squeezed lemon juice

1 egg white

Few dashes of grenadine

Add all ingredients to a shaker without ice. Shake the shit out it. Add ice and shake the shit out of it more. Strain into chilled martini glass and garnish with a cherry.



Cosmo 


Bathing suit with sleeves 


Howard the Duck (Originally The Mighty Duck)

INGREDIENTS

2 oz. vodka (pear-flavored, if you so desire)

8 oz. lemonade

2 oz. club soda

1 pear, sliced


DIRECTIONS


* Combine the vodka and lemonade in a large glass filled with ice. Top with a splash of club soda.

* Garnish with pear.

Next Week: When Catwoman accepted Batman's marriage proposal, she changed more lives than just Bruce Wayne's and Selina Kyle's. A union between the World's Greatest Detective and one of Gotham City's fiercest criminals is a shake-up that will rattle everyone in the Dark Knight's life--from the young vigilantes who make up his surrogate "family," to his legendary friends in the Justice League, to old demons he'd long hoped to leave behind.

Now Batman and Catwoman are on a quest for redemption--a mission deep into a forbidden desert fortress to evolve into something better before they say, "I do." Standing in their way is...well, everybody, including Batman's lethal ex-girlfriend Talia al Ghul.

From desert sands to boardwalk lights, will the Bat and the Cat's search lead them to happiness at last?

Episode 146- The Unbelievable Gwenpool is Out Now! On: ITUNESSTITCHERGOOGLEPLAYPODBEANYouTube, and TUNEIN


Ep 145 - Captain Marvel: In Pursuit of Flight

This Week: The "Mightiest" of Earth's Mightiest Heroes is back! Ace pilot. Legendary Avenger. One hundred percent pure bad-ass. Carol Danvers has a new name, a new mission - and all the power she needs to make her own life a living hell. As the new Captain Marvel, Carol is forging from a challenge from her past! It's a firefight in the sky as the Banshee Squadron debut - but who are the Prowlers, and where has Carol seen them before? And how does secret NASA training program Mercury 13 fit in? Witness Captain Marvel in blazing battlefield action that just may change the course of history! Avengers Time Travel Protocols: engage!


Drinking Game: 

Ass and Titties - Every time someone's ass or titties are front and center in a panel

Somethings Different - Every time the art style changes. Take a drink. 

“Da plane! Da plane!” - Anytime there is a conversation about planes or flying.

Princess Sparkle Fist - Drink whenever Captain Marvels fists are glowing.

I Think I Can Still Read Cursive - Any time cursive hand write appears on the page, take a drink.


Playlist:

Proper Cup of Coffee - The Andrews Sisters

Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins

Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce

Push the Envelope - The Astroids Galaxy Tour

I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly

Blaze of Glory - Bon Jovi


Cocktails 

Oh Captain, My Captain

  • 2 Oz silver rum

  • 1/2 Oz lime juice

  • 1/2 Oz cinnamon syrup

  • 1 Oz pineapple juice

  • 1/2 Oz sweet vermouth.

Add all ingredients to ice filled shaker, shake the shit out of it and strain into a rocks glass filled with ice 


Cuba Libra 

  • 4 oz Cola

  • 1/3 oz Fresh lime juice

  • 1 2/3 oz White rum

Build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with a lime


The B-52

  • 1 ounce Kahlua

  • 1 ounce Baileys Irish Cream

  • 1 ounce Grand Marnier

Place liquids in a cocktail shaker with ice.  Shake, shake, shake. 

Strain into two shot glasses.


 Kamikaze Shot

  • 1.5 ounces vodka

  • 1 ounce triple sec

  • .5 ounces lime juice

Add all the ingredients to a shaker filled with ice. Shake, and strain into 2 shot glasses


Aviation 

  • 2 oz gin

  • 1/2 oz marracino liquor

  • 1/4 oz creme de violette

  • 3/4 oz Lemon Juice

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice. shake the shit out of it, and strain into a cocktail glass.


Next Week: 2015's overnight internet sensation takes center stage in her own series! Gwen Poole used to be a comic book reader just like you...until she woke up in a world where the characters she read about seemed to be real! But that can't be, right? This must all be fake, or a dream or something, right? And you know what that means...NO CONSEQUENCES! Could Gwenpool truly be Marvel's least responsible and least role-modely character to date? She can if she tries!

Episode 145- Captain Marvel: In Pursuit of Flight is Out Now! On: ITUNESSTITCHERGOOGLEPLAYPODBEANYouTube, and TUNEIN

Ep 144 - Rat Queens

This Week: Who are the Rat Queens? A pack of booze-guzzling, death-dealing battle maidens-for-hire, and they're in the business of killing all god's creatures for profit. It's also a darkly comedic sass-and-sorcery series starring Hannah the Rockabilly Elven Mage, Violet the Hipster Dwarven Fighter, Dee the Atheist Human Cleric and Betty the Hippy Smidgen Thief. This modern spin on an old school genre is a violent monster-killing epic that is like Buffy meets Tank Girl in a Lord of the Rings world on crack!


Drinking Game

Language! - Every time they swear, take a drink. 

Do I make you horny, baby? Every time someone says something sexual, take a drink.

“It’s only a Flesh Wound” - Anytime an appendage is lobbed off or someone is split in half.

Betty can you hear me? - Every time you marvel at Betty’s big ears, take a drink.

That will wash out - Drink whenever the is blood shed.

At least it’s not deadpool max - If you find yourself a little bored, take a drink to cope.


Playlist 

This is Why We Fight - the Decembrists 

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Monster Hospital - Metric

 Devil -Shinedown

Bad Girls - M.I.A.


Cocktails

Queen Cocktail 

  • 1 pt Dry Vermouth

  • 1 pt Gin

  • 1 pt Pineapple Juice

  • 1 pt Sweet Vermouth

Shake the shit out of it with Ice.  Strain into cocktail glass. 


Goblin Blood

  • 2 ounces vodka

  • 1 ounce San Pellegrino lemon soda

  • 1 ounce San Pellegrino lime soda

  • 1 ounce ginger beer

  • 1 ounce Strawberry syrup

Add all ingredients except strawberry syrup to a shaker and stir. Add strawberry syrup to chilled martini glass and slowly pour in drink mixture over back of a spoon to layer on top 




Whisky Smash

  • 3 to 4 sprigs of spearmint

  • 1/4 lemon (cut up into 2 or 3 pieces)

  • 1 ounce simple syrup

  • 2 ounces bourbon whiskey

  • Ice (to fill)

Muddle in mixing glass

Shake the shit out of it

Pour in rocks glass with ice

Add sprig of mint to garnish


The Claymore

  • 1.5oz 45ml Myers’s dark rum.

  • 1oz 30ml Glayva (if you really can’t find any try Drambuie instead).

  • 2oz 60ml fresh lemon juice.

  • 0.5oz simple syrup (1:1)

  • 2 dashes orange bitters.

Blend with a handful of crushed ice for 5 or 6 seconds.

Pour into a chilled glass


Blood and Guts 

  • 2 oz Rum

  • 2 oz Blackberry Brandy

  • 1 oz orange juice

  • 2 oz Strawberries

  • 1 Cup of ice

Blend until smooth and enjoy.


Next Week: The "Mightiest" of Earth's Mightiest Heroes is back! Ace pilot. Legendary Avenger. One hundred percent pure bad-ass. Carol Danvers has a new name, a new mission - and all the power she needs to make her own life a living hell. As the new Captain Marvel, Carol is forging from a challenge from her past! It's a firefight in the sky as the Banshee Squadron debut - but who are the Prowlers, and where has Carol seen them before? And how does secret NASA training program Mercury 13 fit in? Witness Captain Marvel in blazing battlefield action that just may change the course of history! Avengers Time Travel Protocols: engage!

Episode 144- Rat Queens Out Now! On: ITUNESSTITCHERGOOGLEPLAYPODBEANYouTube, and TUNEIN

Ep 143 - Lumberjanes 

This Week: What's to Love: Lumberjanes is the hit series from the BOOM! Box imprint that features five rad ladies who fight monster baddies with the power of friendship! Written by Noelle Stevenson (Nimona, Adventure Time) and newcomer Grace Ellis, and illustrated by Brooke Allen (A Home for Mr. Easter), this new series has taken comics by storm and placed on many Best-of-the-Year lists, including Comics Alliance, Entertainment Weekly, and Comic Book Resources.What It Is: At Miss Qiunzella Thiskwin Penniquiqul Thistle Crumpet's Camp for Hardcore Lady Types, things are not what they seem. Three-eyed foxes. Secret caves. Anagrams! Luckily, Jo, April, Mal, Molly, and Ripley are five rad, butt-kicking best pals determined to have an awesome summer together...and they're not gonna let a magical quest or an array of supernatural critters get in their way! The mystery keeps getting bigger, and it all begins here.


Drinking Game

Where is Jen? - Every time they ditch Jen, take a drink. 

Oh my heck - Every time they replace a swear word with something harmless, take a drink

The lady references - Take a drink for ever reference to a historical woman. 

The tattooed role model - Take a drink for every appearance of the tattooed camp counselor.

 “Badges? We don’t need no stinkin badges!” - Anytime the word “Badge” appears.


Playlist 

Give A Little Bit by Supertramp

Bog down in the valley - Irish Folk song

The Ghost on the Shore by Lord Huron

We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister

Wannabe by Spice Girls


Cocktails 

Bourbon Root Beer Ice Cream Floats

Ingredients for a crowd:

• 1 bottle of your favorite Bourbon

• 1 pint of your favorite vanilla ice cream

• 12 bottles of your favorite artisan root beer

DIRECTIONS

Directions for individual drinks:

2 oz of bourbon

2 small scoops of vanilla ice cream

¾ of a bottle of cold root beer


Toasted S'more Martini

Dip a martini glass in chocolate syrup and then in crushed graham crackers. Add 1 ounce of Godiva chocolate liqueur. In a separate glass, mix 1/2 ounce heavy cream and 1/2 ounce marshmallow vodka. Over the back of a spoon, slowly pour vodka mixture on top of chocolate liqueur. Garnish with a toasted marshmallow on a bamboo stick


 the red right hand



  • 2 ounces cherry brandy

  • 1/2 ounce lemon juice

  • Carbonated water

Instructions

  • Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.

  • Pour in the lemon juice and cherry brandy.

  • Shake until chilled.

  • Put two ice cubes in a highball glass.

  • Strain the mixture into it.

  • Fill the rest of the way with the carbonated water and stir.

  • Garnish with a cherry.


Thin Mint Martini

Ingredients 

* 1 teaspoon chocolate syrup, or to taste (optional)

* 1 fluid ounce peppermint schnapps

* 2 fluid ounces chocolate liqueur

* 2 fluid ounces half-and-half

Directions

* Drizzle chocolate syrup around the inside edge of a martini glass; place glass in the freezer. 

* Fill a cocktail shaker with ice; pour peppermint schnapps, chocolate liqueur, and cream into shaker. Cover, shake, and strain martini into the prepared martini glass.


The Mary Pickford

  • 1 1⁄2 oz White rum

  • 1 1⁄2 oz Pineapple juice

  • 1 tsp Grenadine

  • 6 drops Maraschino liqueur

Add all the ingredients to a cocktail shaker and fill with ice.

Shake, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.


Next Week: Who are the Rat Queens? A pack of booze-guzzling, death-dealing battle maidens-for-hire, and they're in the business of killing all god's creatures for profit. It's also a darkly comedic sass-and-sorcery series starring Hannah the Rockabilly Elven Mage, Violet the Hipster Dwarven Fighter, Dee the Atheist Human Cleric and Betty the Hippy Smidgen Thief. This modern spin on an old school genre is a violent monster-killing epic that is like Buffy meets Tank Girl in a Lord of the Rings world on crack!

Episode 143- Lumberjanes Out Now! On: ITUNESSTITCHERGOOGLEPLAYPODBEANYouTube, and TUNEIN