This Week: From the minds of superstar writer Gail Simone and gifted artist Jon Davis-Hunt comes CLEAN ROOM VOL. 1: IMMACULATE CONCEPTION—a new vision of horror that takes you inside the locked chambers of sex, science, celebrity, and the supernatural.
Somewhere between the realms of self-help and religion lies the Honest World Foundation. Its creator started out as an obscure writer of disposable horror fiction who decided to change the world—one mind at a time. Now its adherents rule Hollywood while obeying their leader’s every command.
That’s almost all that anyone knows about the movement—or is it a cult?—founded by reclusive guru Astrid Mueller. But reporter Chloe Pierce is sure that there’s something deeper hiding behind Honest World’s façade. Her fiancé was a devoted follower of Mueller, right up to the moment that he blew his brains out while holding a copy of her book. Now Chloe wants answers from the woman whose words command the loyalty of millions—and she’s ready to storm the top-secret sanctuary known as the Clean Room to get them.
But there’s more to Astrid Mueller than Chloe could ever imagine—and the truth that she’s about to discover is more astonishing than any of Astrid’s accomplishments, and more terrifying than any of her novels.
Coffe, Tea, or Me - Every time they drink a beverage, so do you.
Smells like Scientology - Take a drink every time you recognize a similarity to Scientology
Internal Monologue - Every time there's a black thought bubble on a page, drink. (just once per page)
Ass! Tiddies! Ass and Tiddies! - Any time there's nudity, take a drink
No More Wire Hangers - Take a drink every time
“Devil Inside" by INXS
“Sweet Dreams” by Marilyn Manson
“Where Is My Mind” by the Pixies
The Malice In Hollywood No. 1
1 1⁄2 oz Jim Beam Black Bourbon
1⁄2 oz Apricot brandy
1 Lemon twist
Add both the ingredients to a shaker and fill with ice. Shake, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass or tall shot glass. Twist a swatch of thin-cut lemon peel over the top.
1 1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Elderflower Liquor
7 oz 7up
Cucumber slices and lime slices for garnish
Muddle cucumber slices in a shaker. Add ice, lime juice, gin and elderflower liqueur and shake the shit out of it. Strain into glass filled with ice. Top with 7up and stir. Garnish with cucumber and lime slices.
1 bunch of Basil
25 ml Sugar Syrup
50 ml Tanqueray Gin
Abisnthe Froth recipe (Serves 4):
1 Egg White
25 ml Sugar Syrup
25 ml Water
25 ml Absinthe
Add Basil and Lemon half into a cocktail shaker and muddle the two heavily. Next add a shot of sugar syrup to the mix, add in the Tanqueray gin double measure, fill to the top with Ice and shake vigorously. Finally strain through a strainer forcing any remaining liquid out of the ingredients. Serve in a rocks glass with fresh ice. Add some Absinthe froth to the top of the drink. To make the froth, combine the ingredients in blender and whisk until foam forms, skim some off and add to the top of the drink.
60 mls Famous Grouse Blended Scotch
20 mls Lemon Justice
20 mls Ginger honey syrup
10 mls Laphroaig Scotch
Combine blended scotch, lemon juice and syrup in a shaker, fill with ice and shake well. Strain into ice-filled rocks glass and float Islay scotch on top.
Next Week: The witch known as The Enchantress has gone mad, unleashing a wave of chaos that not even the combined powers of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg can stop. Shade the Changing Man, Madame Xanadu, Deadman, Zatanna, Mindwarp and John Constantine may be our only hope - but how can we put our trust in beings whose very presence makes ordinary people break out in a cold sweat? Critically acclaimed writer Peter Milligan brings together an unorthodox team for the most unnatural threats. With stunning art by up and coming star Mikel Janin, Justice League Dark Vol. 1 visits the unexplored corners of the DCU!