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Ep 144 - Rat Queens

This Week: Who are the Rat Queens? A pack of booze-guzzling, death-dealing battle maidens-for-hire, and they're in the business of killing all god's creatures for profit. It's also a darkly comedic sass-and-sorcery series starring Hannah the Rockabilly Elven Mage, Violet the Hipster Dwarven Fighter, Dee the Atheist Human Cleric and Betty the Hippy Smidgen Thief. This modern spin on an old school genre is a violent monster-killing epic that is like Buffy meets Tank Girl in a Lord of the Rings world on crack!


Drinking Game

Language! - Every time they swear, take a drink. 

Do I make you horny, baby? Every time someone says something sexual, take a drink.

“It’s only a Flesh Wound” - Anytime an appendage is lobbed off or someone is split in half.

Betty can you hear me? - Every time you marvel at Betty’s big ears, take a drink.

That will wash out - Drink whenever the is blood shed.

At least it’s not deadpool max - If you find yourself a little bored, take a drink to cope.


Playlist 

This is Why We Fight - the Decembrists 

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Monster Hospital - Metric

 Devil -Shinedown

Bad Girls - M.I.A.


Cocktails

Queen Cocktail 

  • 1 pt Dry Vermouth

  • 1 pt Gin

  • 1 pt Pineapple Juice

  • 1 pt Sweet Vermouth

Shake the shit out of it with Ice.  Strain into cocktail glass. 


Goblin Blood

  • 2 ounces vodka

  • 1 ounce San Pellegrino lemon soda

  • 1 ounce San Pellegrino lime soda

  • 1 ounce ginger beer

  • 1 ounce Strawberry syrup

Add all ingredients except strawberry syrup to a shaker and stir. Add strawberry syrup to chilled martini glass and slowly pour in drink mixture over back of a spoon to layer on top 




Whisky Smash

  • 3 to 4 sprigs of spearmint

  • 1/4 lemon (cut up into 2 or 3 pieces)

  • 1 ounce simple syrup

  • 2 ounces bourbon whiskey

  • Ice (to fill)

Muddle in mixing glass

Shake the shit out of it

Pour in rocks glass with ice

Add sprig of mint to garnish


The Claymore

  • 1.5oz 45ml Myers’s dark rum.

  • 1oz 30ml Glayva (if you really can’t find any try Drambuie instead).

  • 2oz 60ml fresh lemon juice.

  • 0.5oz simple syrup (1:1)

  • 2 dashes orange bitters.

Blend with a handful of crushed ice for 5 or 6 seconds.

Pour into a chilled glass


Blood and Guts 

  • 2 oz Rum

  • 2 oz Blackberry Brandy

  • 1 oz orange juice

  • 2 oz Strawberries

  • 1 Cup of ice

Blend until smooth and enjoy.


Next Week: The "Mightiest" of Earth's Mightiest Heroes is back! Ace pilot. Legendary Avenger. One hundred percent pure bad-ass. Carol Danvers has a new name, a new mission - and all the power she needs to make her own life a living hell. As the new Captain Marvel, Carol is forging from a challenge from her past! It's a firefight in the sky as the Banshee Squadron debut - but who are the Prowlers, and where has Carol seen them before? And how does secret NASA training program Mercury 13 fit in? Witness Captain Marvel in blazing battlefield action that just may change the course of history! Avengers Time Travel Protocols: engage!

Episode 144- Rat Queens Out Now! On: ITUNESSTITCHERGOOGLEPLAYPODBEANYouTube, and TUNEIN

Ep 136 - The Walking Dead

This Week: Rick Grimes is not prepared for this. A couple months ago he was a small town cop who had never fired a shot and only ever saw one dead body. Separated from his family he must now sort through the death and confusion to try and find his wife and son in the Walking Dead. 


Drinking Game

The Todd Rule - Everytime they get more guns, take a drink.

The Strong and Silent Type - Every time there's a panel with a character in it but no dialogue, limit one per page.

I’m a cop you idiot - When Rick mentions he’s a cop, take a drink.

You ruined everything! - Take a drink anytime it's hinted or shown that Shane is angry about Rick being back.


Playlist

Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton

Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie

A Touch of Grey by The Grateful Dead

Zombie by the Cranberries


Cocktails

Left for Dead

  • 1½ ounces Angel’s Envy Bourbon

  • ½ ounce lemon juice

  • ½ ounce vanilla-orange simple syrup (recipe below)

  • 1 bar spoon Solerno Blood Orange Liqueur

  • 1 tablespoon cut plums

  • 4 mint leaves

  • Mint sprig and dehydrated plum, for garnish

Combine Bourbon, juices, syrup, liqueur, plums and mint leaves in a cobbler shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a coupe. Garnish with mint sprig and dehydrated plum, if desired.

For the vanilla orange simple syrup:

  • 4 vanilla beans, cut in half

  • 2 oranges, peeled and sliced

  • 2 cups organic unprocessed cane sugar

Simmer 2 cups of water, vanilla beans and oranges in a saucepan for 10 minutes. Bring heat up to medium-high heat and slowly add sugar. Once the sugar is added, simmer for an additional 5 minutes. After sugar dissolves, strain and transfer to a squeeze bottle or other container.Yields about 14 ounces.


Braaaaiiiins

1 oz peach schnapps

1 oz Irish cream

2-3 drops Grenadine


Brains Royal

In a shaker

  • 1.5 oz Black Raspberry Chambord

  • 1 oz vodka

  • Splash of pineapple juice

  • Splash of cranberry juice

Fill shaker with ice, shake till frothy, and strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with a twist of orange rind.


The Walking Dead

  • 1-1 1/2oz vodka

  • 1 oz Kahlua

  • 2 oz cream

  • 1 tbsp. Carmel topping

  • 1 tbsp. fudge topping

  • Ice

  • Blood

  • 3 tsp

Fill a cocktail shaker with booze cream and 1/2 of the caramel.

Shake well.

Swirl the remaining carmel, blood, and the fudge around the inside and rim cocktail glass.  Fill with ice. Pour mixture over top


Next Week: Kyle Barnes has been plagued by demonic possession all his life and now he needs answers. Unfortunately, what he uncovers along the way could bring about the end of life on Earth as we know it! It’s our final Robert Kirkman book: Outcast.

Episode 136- The Walking Dead Out Now! On: ITUNESSTITCHERGOOGLEPLAYPODBEANYouTube, and TUNEIN

Fuck You Martha Stewart!

A cult of people wrongly accused by the media take their revenge on the press that did them wrong.  This week we are reading the debut comic of polarizing writer/artist Jonathan Hickman on the 10 year anniversary of its release.


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  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 4 oz ginger beer
  • 1/2 lime
  • 2 thin slices cucumber

In a glass add vodka, ginger beer, and lime juice.  Stir to combine. Garnish with cucumber. 

There is a story that goes along with this drink.  Check out Episode 30 for the details.

 Episode 30 - The Nightly News is out tomorrow on iTunesGooglePlayStitcher, and TuneIn